Greetaholism!

Assumptions:

• People are generally sane!
• Sane people have friends.
• Friends get married.
• Sane people like alcohol!
• Alcohol is served in parties...

The objective of this post is very clear. It aims at giving you an idea on a very important issue that is very pertinent at this stage of our lives. But this post is valid only if the above assumptions are true.

Issue:

Now coming to the issue. Friends get married but a few of them forget to give the all important party! Now how do you ask that in a cultured way? There is one solution... Send the following wedding greeting and experience the difference!

Greeting:

Hey Buddy!

The day you BLEND with someone in life you should do it with PRIDE.....

In short....

We want to show the world that your are a "blender's pride"! Take this as a "Royal Challenge" and put your unique "Signature" all the way. You are a "Napoleon" born to win, Because you are "Mera No.1". On the day of your wedding, we will seek the blessing of an "Old Monk" who will remind you that love is the "Fuel" of your life. All of us have done some "White Mischief" in our childhood days, but it is time for you to "Smirn them Off" and move ahead... Because life is one of the best "Teachers" you can ever have.... If we dont learn from it, people will associate a "Black Label" with us...

You are sure to live "2000 to 5000" years happily with your newly wed wife... It is our prayer that you guys dont "Foster" any trouble and always be the "king of good times"!

Conclusion:

Hope this should solve your problem. Else forget it and don't invite your friend for your wedding party! ;-)